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The Real Father Christmas… In An Unlikely Place!

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The big day. We went to see Father Christmas, alias Pie-Eating Pete at the Santa Train. I was a little concerned about this, people pretending to be Father Christmas, but Mummy explained. Apparently Father Christmas has lots of helpers. I’m not talking about the little elves of course; we all know about those, I’m talking [...]

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Go Cart Go.

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Great start to the week. Daddy informed us he has Monday off and we all went off this morning to stay overnight with Daddy’s Brother, Uncle Jake, Aunty Emma, and my cousins Wilf and Dora and Tara, the ‘Twins of Evil’… oh and not to forget Grantham the invisible flatulent dog. I say this because [...]
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My Bloody Daisy Chain Reform Shock!

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Breaking news everybody. My Bloody Daisy Chain is talking about going back in the studio. Yes, my Daddy’s band are thinking of releasing a single at a time when single sales have almost dropped off the scale, using the same foresight and business acumen they deployed when they moved to Camden just at the time [...]

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A Mexican Wave and I Am Your Toaster.

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Well. I could see it coming. It’s Thursday, depression day, the black dog of the litter. However, this is slightly different. This depression is linked to a series of disappointments. I have got, to coin a phrase, The World Cup Willies. I have finally hit this week’s low point, egged on by a flow of [...]

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World Cup Subbuteo – Just Flick To Kick… But Not Too Hard!

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Now, quite often, Daddy pops out and plays football on Sunday mornings with some other old people and some small children. The children are fast, but the old people kick them about a bit and it makes them feel better… at least that’s what Mummy says. He usually plays with Warren Bristow, Billy Gardener (the [...]
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